Simon Handmaker

A real woman has curves, and a beautiful body, and a long neck, and a sorta stubby head. A real woman is made out of wood and has inlaid metal frets and pickups. Wait, that's a guitar. I'm thinking of

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After 6(66) Years, Gorgoroth Reemerges From The Depths Of Hell

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In the middle of last week, we had a new track from Thy Art Is Murder. On that Friday, we had a new track from Ghost. And today, we get

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Aversions Crown’s New Track Is An Earworm

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Last year’s album from Aussie deathcore troupe Aversions Crown was one of my favorite deathcore drops of the year, and, quite honestly, has become one of my favorite deathcore

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Hey! Listen To Neck Of The Woods!

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Ghost Will Bewitch You With “Cirice”

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Tempel’s New Track, “Descending Into The Labyrinth,” Will A-Maze You

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Thy Art Is Murder Extinguishes Audio Leaks By Releasing “Light Bearer” Video

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Ghost Betters Our Day By Providing Info About Their New Album

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Stream Pyrrhon’s New EP, Growth Without End, Right Now!

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Neurosis Gets Back On The Tour Grind

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PREMIERE: Slice The Cake Takes You To “The City Of Destruction”

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WRVTH’s Flowery Prose Comes “Into Bloom” With Evocative Lyric Video

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Cattle Decapitation Warn Of Our “Manufactured Instinct”, Release Album Details

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EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: Watch Hadal Maw’s Guitarists Shred Through “Aetas de Morior”

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EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: Maruta Sets Down The Rules In “Protocol For Self Immolation”

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EXCLUSIVE STREAM: All Tomorrows’ New Album, Sol Agnates

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Weedeater – Goliathan

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Between The Buried And Me Will Wake You Up With “The Coma Machine”

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