Simon Handmaker

A real woman has curves, and a beautiful body, and a long neck, and a sorta stubby head. A real woman is made out of wood and has inlaid metal frets and pickups. Wait, that's a guitar. I'm thinking of

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EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: Enter The Domain Of Men With Verlies’ “Maladie”

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Black metal is a genre that contains a set of seemingly-rigid guidelines that are constantly distorted in a myriad of ways. Taking the set formula and twisting it is, and

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Eidola – Degeneraterra

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There’s no feeling like sitting down at a restaurant, ordering a plate of nachos, and when you receive said nachos, seeing that the plate in front of you is

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CHON Make Waves With Their Video For “Splash”

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Arsonists Get All The Girls Call It Quits

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King Parrot Teach You That “Home Is Where The Gutter Is”

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Listen To The Premiere Of The New A Troop Of Echoes Track, “Arecibo”

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Weedeater Is Going To Steal Your Lunch Money With Bully

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Jesu/Sun Kil Moon Collaboration Announced

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Tome of the Unreplenished – Innerstanding

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Abbath Announces New Band…Abbath

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ENTRAILS Pounds The Nails Into Your ‘Midnight Coffin’

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Hey! Listen To Hollow Tongue!

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WRVTH Release New Track, For Whvt It’s Wvrth

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High On Fire Release Details Of New Album, Luminiferous

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New Weedeater Track ‘Claws of the Sloth’ Is Sinfully Slow

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Symphony X Announces New Album Details And Fan Club Reboot

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Terra – Untitled

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