Simon Handmaker

A real woman has curves, and a beautiful body, and a long neck, and a sorta stubby head. A real woman is made out of wood and has inlaid metal frets and pickups. Wait, that's a guitar. I'm thinking of

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Despised Icon To Tour For 10th Anniversary Of The Healing Process

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What’s ironic here is that every time a set of new Despised Icon shows is announced, it actually sets my healing process over them announcing they have no plans

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Beware Of The Ferocity Displayed By Humanity’s Last Breath

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Now, I don’t know about y’all, but I love me some thall. There’s something intangibly different and more exciting for me about the sheer amount of dissonance

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SIGH Strike Again With Sick New Single

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5 Best Geometric Shapes To Put On The Cover Of Your Djent EP

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Symphony X & Overkill Announce Fall Tour

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Irreversible Mechanism – Infinite Fields

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Weedeater Put Out Smokin’ New Track

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Evan Brewer Shows Off His Primal Bass Skills

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After 17 Years With The Band, Drummer Fredrik Andersson Leaves Amon Amarth

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Ghost Bath – Moonlover

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Gorguts Release Remasters of Two Tracks

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Vale of Pnath Preview Pnew Track

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Norilsk – The Idea of North

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Sannhet Releases Music Video For ‘False Pass’

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Find Out What Makes Nemertines Tick

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Missing Is Found(ed)

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Stream As Ocean’s New EP, Willows

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