Simon Handmaker

A real woman has curves, and a beautiful body, and a long neck, and a sorta stubby head. A real woman is made out of wood and has inlaid metal frets and pickups. Wait, that's a guitar. I'm thinking of

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Demon Lung – A Dracula

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Stoner metal traverses a very fine line between sludge and doom metal. Pulling influences from both into the syrupy mix that makes it up as a subgenre, modern stoner metal

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Brent Hinds “Hates Metal,” Apparently

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Brent Hinds, guitarist of 15-year-old prog-sludge legends Mastodon, has stated in a recent interview that he “hates metal”. Hinds, who is known worldwide for being one of the best lead

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Verlies – Le Domaine Des Hommes

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Slayer Refuses To Repent With “Repentless”

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Get Sucked Into Demon Lung’s New Album

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Hey! Listen To Assemble The Chariots!

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iwrestledabearonce Streaming New Album In Full

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Feel WRVTH’s Wrvth

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Hey! Listen To VELD!

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Lorna Shore Emerges “From The Pale Mist”

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Abrams – Lust.Love.Loss.

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Black Tongue Answer Their Calling

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Tempel Streams New Album In Full

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Craft Sign To Season Of Mist Records

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Parkway Drive Releases “Vice Grip”

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WRVTH – Wrvth

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Ghost Busted: Live Video Of New Songs Emerges

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