Simon Handmaker

A real woman has curves, and a beautiful body, and a long neck, and a sorta stubby head. A real woman is made out of wood and has inlaid metal frets and pickups. Wait, that's a guitar. I'm thinking of

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Code Orange Announce US Tour With Harm’s Way

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Are you ready for the most moshable tour ever? Are you ready to kick your friends in the face to some bangin’ tunes? If so, prepare yourself for some great

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Sannhet Will ‘Jack’ You Up With “Lost Crown”

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Typically, blackgaze and post-rock mix into a crushing, noisy wall a la Deafheaven or Wolves In The Throne Room. However, Sannhet are not your run-of-the-mill blackgaze band. They subvert this

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Dethlehem – Destroyers of the Realm

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Oceano Announce New Album And Release New Track ‘Dead Planet’

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Aversions Crown Goes Anywhere Except Downhill With ‘Avalanche’ Video

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