Simon Handmaker

A real woman has curves, and a beautiful body, and a long neck, and a sorta stubby head. A real woman is made out of wood and has inlaid metal frets and pickups. Wait, that's a guitar. I'm thinking of

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Hey! Listen To Dionaea!

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I almost find it impossible to believe that this band hasn’t been covered before on this site. It’s been over four years now since this band’s first

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Aborted – Termination Redux

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“Now,” starts the new Aborted EP, Termination Redux, “it is time to go back to where we came from.” An odd choice for a release that only features one cover

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Heavy Blog Is Heavy’s Outliers 2015

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Weeping Birth – The Crushed Harmony

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Hey! Listen To Nott!

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EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: Elevate Yourself With Lithium Dawn’s Ascension

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Why The Narrative Surrounding Deafheaven Needs To Die

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Hooded Menace – Darkness Drips Forth

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Dragged Into Sunlight & Gnaw Their Tongues – N.V.

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Baroness Shocks Me With “Shock Me”

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Frontierer – ORANGE MATHEMATICS

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The Anatomy Of: Spawn of Possession

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Abhorrent Deformity – Entity of Malevolence

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The Anatomy Of: Sound Struggle

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Hey! Listen To Left To The Wolves!

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Kardashev – Peripety

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EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: Stream Kardashev’s Debut Full-Length LP, Peripety!

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