Simon Handmaker

A real woman has curves, and a beautiful body, and a long neck, and a sorta stubby head. A real woman is made out of wood and has inlaid metal frets and pickups. Wait, that's a guitar. I'm thinking of

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REVIEWS LISTEN TO THIS! DOOMSDAY DEATH'S DOOR POST ROCK POST EDITORS' PICKS KVLT KOLVMN ROTTEN TO THE CORE PODCAST
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Singles Roundup 8/11/16: Allegaeon, Inanimate Existence, and Subrosa

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To quote Del Tha Funkee Homosapien: just like clockwork, it’s just like clockwork, baby. That is to say, just like clockwork, we’re back after a couple weeks with

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Horseback – Dead Ringers

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The subtle art of drone often goes unnoticed and unappreciated. Operating under the assumption that simplicity negates any possible attention to detail, many push drone to the side as a

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Singles Roundup 7/29/16: VIRVUM, Thy Catafalque, Oathbreaker, and Départe

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Harakiri For The Sky – III: Trauma

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Vukari – Divination

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Jute Gyte’s Perdurance Will Make You Uncomfortable

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TTNG – Disappointment Island

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Stepping Stone: Whitechapel – This Is Exile

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Hey! Listen to Hyperion!

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Starter Kit: Progressive Sludge

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Wayfarer – Old Souls

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Grey Aura – Waerachtighe beschryvinghe van drie seylagien, ter werelt noyt soo vreemt ghehoort

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Napoleon – Newborn Mind

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Starter Kit: Doom Metal

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Astronoid – Air

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Wo Fat – Midnight Cometh

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What Heavy Blog Is Really Listening To – Playlist Swap – 5/25/16

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