Simon Handmaker

A real woman has curves, and a beautiful body, and a long neck, and a sorta stubby head. A real woman is made out of wood and has inlaid metal frets and pickups. Wait, that's a guitar. I'm thinking of

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The Anatomy Of: Wrvth

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Welcome to our artist-written feature on Heavy Blog, “The Anatomy Of”. Taken from the Between The Buried And Me album of the same name — in which the band pays tribute

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Hey! Listen To Chronologist!

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Sometimes, you just need something that tells a story through the music, without any sort of vocals. Maybe you need studying music, or something to keep in the background while

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Panopticon – Autumn Eternal

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Hey! Listen To Archivist!

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ARKAIK – Lucid Dawn

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Fractal Generator – Apotheosynthesis

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Kylesa – Exhausting Fire

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Deafheaven – New Bermuda (Part 2)

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Starter Kit: Old School Death Metal

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Bite-Sized Blurbs: Our Staff’s Favorite Albums of 2015 In Two Sentences

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Reflections – The Color Clear

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8-Track: The Dillinger Escape Plan

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Windfaerer – Tenebrosum

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Brandon Cruz of So Hideous: The Heavy Blog Is Heavy Interview

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The Anatomy Of: Allegaeon

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Behold! The Monolith – Architects of the Void

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Rapidfire Reviews: Kraanium – Chronicles of Perversion and Grim Vision – War Agony

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