Botanist
I: The Suicide Tree
II: A Rose From the Dead
1. Dracocephalum
2. Invoke the Throne of Veltheimi
3. Helleborous Niger
4. Whorl
5. Forgotten in Nepenthes
6. Aldrovanda Ascendant
7. Chaining the Catechin
8. Dionaea Muscipula
9. Clematopsis
10. Rhododendoom
11. Gorechid
12. Cerbera Odollam
13. Bromeliad
14. Lepidoptera
15. Euonymous in Darkness
16. Dactylorhiza Elata
17. Glycyrrhiza
18. Convolvulus Althaeoides
19. Dioscoria
20. Megaskepasma
21. In The Hall Of Chamaerops
22. Quercus Lamellosa
23. Echinocereus
24. Sparaxis Of Perdition
25. Feast Of Saussurea
26. Wings Of Antichrys
27. Monstera’s Lair
28. Chiranthodendron
29. Koeleria
30. Sanguinaria
31. Dodecatheon
32. Summon Xanthostemon
33. Asclepias Curassavica
34. Strelitzia Reginae
35. Trillium Recurvatum
36. Cypripedium
37. Nephrolepsis
38. Abrus Precatorius
39. A Rose From the Dead
40. [untitled]
[06/24/11]
[tUMULT]
Black metal. You either love it or you hate it. However, the thing about black metal is that it’s remarkably consistent. You know what you’re going to get before you get it. You know which bands do anger and violence, or beautiful and symphonic, or a combination of both. Black metal is black metal, right? Wrong. Meet Botanist, a one-man black metal project by a man who goes by the alias of The Botanist. Allow me to read you what it says on the sticker on the front of the album: “Forty tracks of eerie and esoteric, buzzing and baffling, drum and dulcimer driven eco-terrorist black metal.” Yes, you read that correctly. The main instrument of this album is a hammered dulcimer. There are no guitars and no bass. A hammered dulcimer, a drumset that is equipped with a marching snare as well as a concert snare and the usual drumset fixtures, and The Botanist’s creepy, eerie voice are all that is featured on this record.
Before I get into the bulk of this review, allow me to warn you. This will be the weirdest, strangest, all-out perplexing album you will hear all year. It definitely takes some getting used to, but once you’re accustomed to the sound, you’ll find out quickly if you’ll like it or not. This is definitely unlike anything that you or I have ever heard.
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Dragged Into Sunlight







Yes, you read that incredibly offensive headline right. Varg Vikernes (or Count Grishnackh, if you take this shit WAY too seriously) was released after nearly 16 years in prison on parole a few weeks ago. If you don’t know what went down all those years ago, the man behind black metal legend Burzum, was convicted of murdering Mayhem guitarist Oystein Aarseth (a.k.a. Euronymous) and setting fire to three churches in August of 1993.
Twilight (read: Twatlight) actor and all around pretty-boy Jackson Rathbone (left), has agreed to play Varg in the upcoming movie “Lords Of Chaos”. I expect a HUGE shit-storm over this, and rightly so. I could imagine this doing the same thing to black metal what Twatlight did to vampires, what with the once preppy and rich kids suddenly becoming “dark” and shopping at Hot Topic. Soon, teenage girls will dress up in corpse paint. Maybe there will be some theater burnings over this? I sure hope so, because this is inexcusable.













