Experts Amazed, Complaining On The Internet Produces Results, Dying Fetus Confirmed For Download

In a turn of events that has experts baffled and the internet in shock, it seems that complaining on the internet has actually, for the first time in recorded history, produced physically tangible results. Following the announcement that radio bore-rock sensation Avenged Sevenfold would be headlining UK festival Download, the fallout…

Dying to Hear the New Avenged Sevenfold Album? Well Then, It’s Your Lucky Day!

…because it’s streaming in it’s entirety right now over at iTunes!! That’s right, Hail to the King, the sixth full-length album from radio-metal poster children Avenged Sevenfold can be heard in all it’s mainstream-audience pandering glory over at the iTunes store, a full week ahead of it’s official release date. They’re really wearing…

I Fucking Love Lich King

Everybody’s favourite thrash band Lich King have been having a bit of fun with the upcoming release of the new Avenged Sevenfold album over the past month, suggesting that the artwork for it is suspiciously similar to their own 2010 output World Gone Dead. Now, if you’re not familiar with Lich King…

People In My Hometown Demand Death By Fire Once They Realized They Were At An Avenged Sevenfold/Asking Alexandria/Hollywood Undead/Black Veil Brides Show

I normally complain too much about having to make day-long journeys in order to see a decent metal show. I didn’t take into account the few local shows we get in Pikeville, because I seldom actually go to them; I like metal, not country and buttrock. We did, however, get…