Simon Handmaker

A real woman has curves, and a beautiful body, and a long neck, and a sorta stubby head. A real woman is made out of wood and has inlaid metal frets and pickups. Wait, that's a guitar. I'm thinking of

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The Anatomy Of: Existem

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Welcome to a new feature on Heavy Blog, “The Anatomy Of”. Taken from the Between The Buried And Me album of the same name — in which the band pays tribute

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Hey! Listen To Arreat Summit!

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More metalcore-esque melodic death metal bands (and, conversely, more melodic death metal-esque metalcore bands) have certainly had their run for the last little while. Groups like The Black Dahlia Murder

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Black Tongue – The Unconquerable Dark

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Hey! Listen To Recite The Raven!

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Ghost – Meliora

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Starter Kit: Post-Black Metal

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Sirens – Surge

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Alustrium – A Tunnel To Eden

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Rapidfire Reviews: Devil City Angels, The Black Antler, & I Cried Wolf

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The Anatomy Of: MAKE

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Exclusive Premiere: Listen To Windfaerer’s “Finisterra” Before The World Ends!

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Hey! Listen To Savanah!

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Starter Kit: OG Progressive Deathcore

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MAKE – The Golden Veil

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Starter Kit: Slam

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Hey! Listen To Azgard!

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Starter Kit: Sludgewave

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