Dethlehem Presents: Inspirational Internet Literature

Thanks to the Incredible Edible Internet, millions of users worldwide are now at liberty to express their opinions about various subjects via a figurative (or literal, depending on your perception) plethora of social media channels.

Dethlehem have heard your voices loud and clear and have selected a fine few words regarding their music that rival the works of Shakespeare, Chaucer, Dante, Charles Dickens, and even the highly-regarded Dan Brown.

Dethlehem Presents: Inspirational Internet Literature, starring Brutalitus the Bloodbeard, Overlord Brom, Grimshaw Longfellow, Durok Magicfist, and Bovice

All this and more, with a special introduction by former vocalist Lord Bonecrush.

If you would also like to think Dethlehem are “gay metal” or wonder about the fabled inverted penises, feel free to check the band out on Facebook, Twitter, or below via Bandcamp, where you can download Destroyers of the Realm for zero dollars (you cheap bastard).

-KG

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