Epicardiectomy
Hailing from Prague in the Czech Republic, Epicardiectomy are shining examples of modern slam, as shining an example one can find in a genre populated by such subversive culture, that is. Blissful as it is ignorant, with production as flat as the brims of the hats, the video for ‘Horrendous Mutating Festerations’ is as unapologetic and extremely straight forward as this type of metal gets. By now you will have made your own decision as to whether you are going to read any further. If you don’t, fair enough, but let it be said that you will be missing out on some SICK face bling and some furiously awkward off-screen masturbation. Seriously. Get more after the jump.

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With a drawn out, horror movie introduction, the video for this slice of “GUTTURAL BULLDOZER SLAM BRUTALITY” has all the components that you would expect from such a creatively titled musical project. Gore, camouflage basketball shorts and bottom of the fretboard song writing are all prevalent, alongside some hilariously over the top fake fapping and bass drops so prominent that they get a mention in the credits. There are  no sneaky guitar solos or out of the blue keyboard passages here. Obnoxious as it is I can’t stop putting it on every now and again. Epicardiectomys’ debut album PUTRESEMINAL MORPHODYSPLASTIC VIRULENCY (block caps 100% necessary) is currently festering over with COYOTE Records and if every track is as wholesome as this offering then I will be acquiring it once it’s found itself a release date. For real.

-MM

 

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