Living on the cutting edge of edginess and all things related to edges, Emmure could not possibly get more edgy. UNTIL NOW.

In an attempt to become the edgiest beings on the edge of edginess, Emmure have announced that not only will their upcoming album be the edgiest listening experience of all time, it will be made entirely of edges.

“We wanted to bring some next level edginess to our fans,” said vocalist Frankie Palmeri. “We know Aerosmith were ‘Livin’ on the Edge’ in the 80s, but fuck, we’re in the 2010s now and we plan to be edgy as fuck into our 80s, you know what I mean?”

Palmeri wouldn’t comment further on the upcoming edginess, but know that the album will be hella edgy.


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