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    • Heavy Blog's Superlative List for 2021

      Eden Kupermintz
      January 17, 2022
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    • Yearly Missive // 2021

      Eden Kupermintz
      January 17, 2022

    • Finding Meaning In Meaninglessness: A 2021 Survivor’s Guide

      Nick Cusworth
      January 17, 2022

    • Heavy Blog’s Top 50 Albums of 2021

      Heavy Blog
      January 17, 2022

    • A World In Which Music Exists – 2021 In Review

      Eden Kupermintz
      January 17, 2022

    • Heavy Blog Guest List // Terminus

      Eden Kupermintz
      January 17, 2022

    • Heavy Blog Guest List // Fierce Deity

      Eden Kupermintz
      January 17, 2022
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    • Monthly Missive // December 2021

      Eden Kupermintz
      December 7, 2021
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      Heavy Blog
      May 5, 2022

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      Heavy Blog
      April 7, 2022

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      Heavy Blog
      March 3, 2022

    • Yearly Missive // 2021

      Eden Kupermintz
      January 17, 2022

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      Eden Kupermintz
      November 10, 2021

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      Heavy Blog
      October 5, 2021
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      Karlo Doroc
      May 5, 2022
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      May 5, 2022
      Columns, Kvlt Kolvmn

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      Calder Dougherty
      May 5, 2022
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      Calder Dougherty
      May 5, 2022
      Rotten to the Core

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      Jonathan Adams
      May 5, 2022
      Columns, Death's Door

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      Eden Kupermintz
      May 5, 2022
      Post Rock Post
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      May 5, 2022

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      Bridget Hughes
      May 5, 2022

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      Eden Kupermintz
      April 7, 2022

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      July 28, 2020
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      Scott Murphy
      May 13, 2022

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      Scott Murphy
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      Scott Murphy
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      Scott Murphy
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      Scott Murphy
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Editors’ Picks // October 2021

Heavy Blog
October 5, 2021
Editors' Picks
October! The gateway into winter. Is it actually? I have no idea, I live in the desert, and we have no concept of winter here, not really. But the narrative suits me and so I'll stick with it. This month's Edi... Read More...

Release Day Roundup – 9/10/21

Scott Murphy
September 10, 2021
Release Day Roundup
Editor’s Note: Do you think we “missed” an album this week? Click here. Each month, we always seem to come to the same conclusion when it comes to our Editors’ Picks column: Friday ... Read More...

Editors’ Picks – June 2020

Scott Murphy
July 3, 2020
Editors' Picks
I can't tell you how many times I've thought of closing down the blog. It's kind of a secret but not really; I've spoken about it in Facebook groups before but I don't think I've ever written about it on the b... Read More...

Release Day Roundup – 6/26/20

Scott Murphy
June 26, 2020
Release Day Roundup
Editor’s Note: Longtime reader Remi VL is a regular guest contributor to our Release Day Roundup posts! He submitted several of the albums listed below. Join his Facebook group for more recommen... Read More...

Release Day Roundup – 6/19/20

Scott Murphy
June 19, 2020
Release Day Roundup
Editor’s Note: Longtime reader Remi VL is a regular guest contributor to our Release Day Roundup posts! He submitted several of the albums listed below. Join his Facebook group for more recommen... Read More...

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  • Moon Tooth – Phototroph

    Eden Kupermintz
    May 5, 2022
    By now, Moon Tooth have garnered themselves quite a following in the progressive metal spaces. This is no accident; the scene is hungry for the kind of upbeat and unrestrained music that Moon Tooth is creating. Good news then: Phototroph is by far the band’s most energetic and “poppy” release, and I mean that in the best way possible.

  • Path of Might – Deep Chrome

    Eden Kupermintz
    May 5, 2022
    Back in 2016, I first heard Path of Might's "Mountain of Flowers & Fruit", from their self-titled release, and I wa... Read More...

  • Atoll – Prepuce

    Bridget Hughes
    May 5, 2022
    A friend recently asked me a baffling question: Is Nicolas Cage a good actor? It’s a seemingly simple inquiry, right... Read More...

  • Eight Bells – Legacy of Ruin

    Eden Kupermintz
    April 7, 2022
    Legacy of Ruin very much continues Eight Bells' style of ethereal, haunting doom but splices it with more dynamic and muscular riffs, drums, and vocals for a new, and markedly improved, version of the band's sound. It is still an album to sink into to be sure, but it also affords the listener with more footholds on their way down.