PokéMETUHLZ!

Our love of Pokémon around these parts is well documented. Nothing else makes us regress so far, so quickly, to a place in our childhoods where our handheld Nintendo consoles didn’t come with a stylus, cartoons were still awesome, and there were only one hundred and fifty (one) of these adorable…

Things That Are Fucking Metal: Pokemans

Everyone knows Pokemon are for little kids and huge fucking nerds. OR ARE THEY?! Let me break this down for you. Children leave their homes unsupervised and travel across the country to tame wild beasts Animal violence and cruelty Being the very best (like no one ever was) Dragons Magic…

Pokemon Is Metal

Don’t like Pokemon? Then you don’t know SHIT about metal. This stuff makes me nostalgia to the power of 10. Remember trying to beat Brock with Charmander? Poor fucker was incapable of taking him on 1v1 so you had to overlevel or go catch a Mankey or some shit. Remember…