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Defending Sumeriancore: How My Troubles Ceased and Fortune Smiled Upon Me

William France
October 9, 2013
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Ladies and gentlemen, dear readers of all sorts! What you have before you is a singular text, written by the mighty William France, regular Heavy Blog contributor, photographer and all around great guy. He wa... Read More...

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