Like the wonderfully soothing and vulgar ‘Go The Fuck To Sleep’ (narrated here by the inimitable Samuel L. Jackson), it’s becoming more and more commonplace for parents to forgo actual parenting and just leave it up to superstars like Mr. Jackson, and now, GWAR‘s Oderus Urungus to lull their undeveloped spawn into the loving embrace of the Sandman.
Our friends over at Loudwire coaxed the heavily armored frontman into reading the 1940s classic ‘Goodnight Moon.’ Author Margaret Wise Brown would be ecstatic. Or appalled. Likely both. More appalled. You know, because of the cursing. And references to “condom drying racks.”