Hey, Listen to Malthusian!

It seems that the main goal of modern black metal production is to sound grim and distant. Whatever “distant” means to the band aesthetically is up in the air, be it mountains of reverb, lo-fi production, or certain mixing techniques. Some bands achieve the sound by being “quiet” in the…

IKEA Or Death?

Ominous question, isn’t it? I’d probably have to choose death, the instructions are a lot clearer and there’s probably not pieces missing. Regardless, the reality of ikeaordeath.com is a little different. The premise is; you are given a Scandinavian looking word and it’s up to you decide whether it’s the…