Protest The Hero Announce 2014 European Tour

What has two thumbs and is going to see Protest The Hero, Tesseract, The Safety Fire and Intervals in January 2014? This guy.

You heard correct — everybody’s favourite post-ironic-beard-core band are back in Europe and will be mercilessly slaying their way through January and February alongside some of the best talent the UK has to offer and Canadian powerhouse Intervals. Check out the full list of dates below:

06.01.14 Germany Karlsruhe @ Substage

07.01.14 Germany Nürnberg @ Hirsch

08.01.14 Germany Berlin @ Magnet

09.01.14 Germany Hamburg @ Logo

10.01.14 Sweden Stockholm @ Klubben

11.01.14 Sweden Gothenburg @ Fängelset

12.01.14 Norway Oslo @ John Dee

14.01.14 Denmark Copenhagen @ Vega

16.01.14 Belgium Aarschot @ De Klinker

17.01.14 France Paris @ Divan du Monde

18.01.14 France Toulouse @ Le Saint Des Seins

19.01.14 Spain Madrid @ Copernico

20.01.14 Spain Barcelona @ Sala Boveda

22.01.14 Switzerland Aarau @ Kiff

23.01.14 Italy Milan @ Zoe Club

24.01.14 Austria Salzburg @ Rockhouse

25.01.14 Austria Wien @ Szene

26.01.14 Hungary Budapest @ Dürer Kert

28.01.14 Germany München @ Backstage

29.01.14 Germany Leipzig @ Conne Island

30.01.14 Luxemburg Esch-sur-Alzette @ Rockhal

31.01.14 Germany Köln @ Essigfabrik

01.02.14 UK Brighton @ Concorde 2

02.02.14 UK Birmingham @ O2 Academy2

04.02.14 UK Sheffield @ Corporation

05.02.14 UK Glasgow @ Classic Grand

06.02.14 UK Manchester @ Academy2

07.02.14 UK London @ The Electric Ballroom

08.02.14 Holland Dordrecht @ Bibelot

Seems pretty comprehensive for Western Europe, looks like they got all the important places, except for Finland… I don’t know what you guys did but it must’ve been pretty bad. You should be ashamed.

– DL