Alright, so after listening to the ear cancer that is Metallica & Lou Reed‘s Lulu, you probably need the aural equivalent of drain cleaner to recover.

Thankfully, we have slam.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CIZ3ZLUOhU]

On an unrelated side note: can anyone read these slam band names?

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exz_LmO_ido]

Bored of slam? Here, have some smooth jazz:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_NM9_yA9lg]

JUST KIDDING. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, LET’S SMOOTH JAZZ A BIT?

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1VkeldXD7Y]

You want to be techy? You’re not man enough to listen to slam? Wormed is an acceptable substitute.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMDifC14ecM]

It’s an acceptable substitute just like water is an acceptable substitute for vodka. Real men listen to slam.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp4mG-Mz0zc]

– NT

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