Lou Reed & Metallica – Trainwreck

Last night, I slept at around 4 AM. I was talking with some friends on Skype and watching TV shows, and I didn’t need to get up early in the morning, so I figured I might as well stay up, right? Wrong. I was awakened by freaking birds at 7…

Lou Reed & Metallica – Lulu

Lou Reed & Metallica Lulu 01. Brandenburg Gate 02. The View 03. Pumping Blood 04. Mistress Dread 05. Iced Honey 06. Cheat on Me 07. Frustration 08. Little Dog 09. Dragon 10. Junior Dad [11/01/11] [Warner Bros.] Have you ever heard something so terrible that you actually not only get…

Bladder Basher Gameweek VIII: The Abridged Version

Going to be a quick one this week because I have Batman to play. Dealwithit.jpg Head-To-Head Gameweek 8 The Monolith FC 34 – 20 Kirellah WE HATE LEEDS 63 – 53 Langland Utd Orsaeth United 34 – 21 WBF Flames FC The Wankahoozanes 29 – 24 Dillinger Vanpersieandfriends 69 – 34 Average Hell Yeah 35 – 27 Nicklas Bent? Naah.. Human…

Let’s Slam A Bit – Pt 3

Alright, so after listening to the ear cancer that is Metallica & Lou Reed’s Lulu, you probably need the aural equivalent of drain cleaner to recover. Thankfully, we have slam. On an unrelated side note: can anyone read these slam band names? Bored of slam? Here, have some smooth jazz:…

Does Metal Make You Depressed?

As anyone who has read our acclaimed ‘Things That Are Fucking Metal’ series will know, suicide is Fucking Metal™ – and you don’t get to generally get to the point of suicide without depression. That being said, depression is not metal in the slightest. I’m going somewhere with this, trust me. A…

Once More With Streaming: Junius “Reports From The Threshold Of Death“, East Of The Wall Are Sorry.

Because their album is called The Apologist, right? No? Fuck you. Well, as Alkahest reported on Wednesday, East Of The Wall’s new effort is really good, in a complex, not-really-sure-why-but-what-the-hell sort of way. BrooklynVegan have the stream, so get over there for starters. It’s out Tuesday 25th October through Translation…