Not to be outdone by Lord Jibbles, I myself have now also contributed to That’s Not Metal’s Violation series, in which all that is holy (and hence unmetal) is hogtied on the traintracks of the internet and run over by the proverbial train of the writers’ wit.

My foe was simple: the falseness known only as Hard Rock. My wit was razor sharp. Go see, and stick around whilst you’re there – they’re a funny bunch of dudes.

– CG


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