No, it’s totally cool that you’re yanking your fans around and dancing around the subject of your new drummer.
Naw, it’s not pretentious at all that you decided to make a documentary about something as monotonous as drumming try-outs.
Yes, you’re the only band that has ever had to replace a founding member. It’s totally a big fucking deal.
Dammit, Dream Theater. No one gives a shit anymore. We’re over it. Get over yourselves.