Nothing Pisses Me Off More Than Someone Thinking They’re More Important Than They Actually Are.

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No, it’s totally cool that you’re yanking your fans around and dancing around the subject of your new drummer.

Naw, it’s not pretentious at all that you decided to make a documentary about something as monotonous as drumming try-outs.

Yes, you’re the only band that has ever had to replace a founding member. It’s totally a big fucking deal.

Dammit, Dream Theater. No one gives a shit anymore. We’re over it. Get over yourselves.

Fuck.

– JR