Remember that Napster Vs Metallica nonsense all those years ago? Of course you do! Sean Parker, founder of Napster and part owner of Facebook, is interested in buying Warner Music Group, the label which Metallica is signed to—effectively making Sean Parker the boss of Metallica if they decide to re-sign with the label.
Good sweet lord, Sean Parker should drop cash on this out of spite. I know I would.
You can read more about it here, but it paints Parker’s case as being a little less likely. Still, I’d prefer to sit on the side of poetic justice and hope that I can witness the most ironic business deal of my lifetime.