“FA LA LA LA LA GO FUCK YOURSELF”

The idea of Slipknot/Stone Sour frontman Corey Taylor doing a Christmas Song is enough to make everyone cringe. When it came out that he was working on a dirty Christmas single called [email protected]$,” everyone had their palms primed and ready to smack against their faces in shame.

Without the accompanying press release, I’d think Corey was all butthurt and angsty when it comes to Christmas. But as it turns out, the song is a bit of satire, which makes it much more tolerable.

Straight from the horse’s mouth:

“I wrote this song in my kitchen one winter, listening to people bitch about the holidays,” Taylor explained. “Personally, I love the holidays, but they seem to bring on severe stress in most people. So, I wrote this in honor of crotchety, drunken bastards who don’t know the difference between a yuletide and a toolshed. Plus, I think it’s funny. I bet the U.K. will too. They’re some of my favorite people in the world.”

Gotta admit, that was out of the blue. I never thought I’d never see the word “yuletide” come out of Corey’s mouth.

Oh, and did I mention that proceeds of this song will go to the Teen Cancer Trust? Because it is.

Here’s the stream of the song. Enjoy and prepare your attacks at all the Grinches and Scrooges you’ll come across this season. Cheer the fuck up, why don’t you?

Help fight cancer and have a few laughs along the way and buy it when it comes out on December 12th.

– JR

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