If You Were Still In Any Doubt That Pokémon Are Fucking Metal…

…then you are a fool. But I know you guys. You’re all awesome and know your shit. You’ve all read Jimmy’s article.

But for you, the lone douchebag with the flippy hair and the ball-crushingly tight jeans who has stumbled across our mighty fortress of awesome seeking the adulation of such ill-nurtured heathens as Attack Attack! and We Butter the Bread with Butter; man thyself up and behold how the world should be; filled with 10 year-old children wielding dangerous wild animals with god-like powers.

You wouldn’t last a fucking day…

My favourites after the jump.

Make mine a Charmander (although I ain’t putting up with that tail swishing around and setting fire to my god damn curtains; the missus would kill me).

More can be found here. No visible artist credits have been given, which is a bit rude, but if you come across this and one of these is yours, let us know good sir/madam, for you are a king/queen amongst men/women, and are cleary the very best that no-one ever was.

– CG

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