Jus’ Sayin’…

Look; just because you make crappy music, doesn’t give you an excuse to go out and terrorise innocent people in their own homes, even if you do become the catalyst for a smash-hit internet meme. Keep it in your pants, yeah? Oh wait, you already do terroise people in their…

Things That Are Fucking Metal: Pokemans

Everyone knows Pokemon are for little kids and huge fucking nerds. OR ARE THEY?! Let me break this down for you. Children leave their homes unsupervised and travel across the country to tame wild beasts Animal violence and cruelty Being the very best (like no one ever was) Dragons Magic…

THE WORLD IS NOT READY FOR THIS.

It’s Wednesday, 1:10 PM. I’m sitting in the file office of my place of work with my headphones on, playing Daath’s new album while typing some of my thoughts into Word. I’m staring at a Photoshop window with an open project where I put Serious Cat’s head on False Nate’s…