“Exit Stage Thattaway!”
Silly named power metal band Dragonforce have parted ways with their silly named singer ZP Theart.
It is with great regret that Dragonforce announce a parting of the ways with singer ZP Theart. This is due to insurmountable differences of musical opinion but the rest of the band sincerely wishes ZP great success with his future projects.
Guitarist Herman Ri had this to say:
“‘We are rooking for a powerfur, merodic singer to write a new chapter of Dragonforce with us”
A man of few words.
Deciding to totally jump the gun, Dragonforce have also began writing their fifth studio album while looking for a new singer. You can apply for an audition here. Hopefully they are trolled thoroughly.
Maybe a new singer will maybe push them in a new direction. Perhaps they’ll even WRITE A NEW SONG. They’ve played the same one now for like ten years.