OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYY

OH GOD WHY

I regret to inform you that Oceano, quite possibly one of metal’s most hated bands, will be releasing another album this year.

If you are one of the lucky ones who are unfamiliar with Blackchapel Oceano, imagine the most mediocre deathcore you could imagine (chug chug bree) with the impeccable vocal delivery by a cat drowning in it’s own litterbox.  Then you would have something more listenable.

This deathcore scene had it’s run by now, right? I mean, how many open note chugging riffs can be recorded? Fuck.

But I’m not letting this ruin my day. After all, I have all of this to look forward to!

  • Dillinger Escape Plan
  • Necrophagist
  • Pig Destroyer
  • Deftones
  • Protest The Hero
  • Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
  • Slaughterbox
  • High on Fire
  • Periphery
  • Devin Townsend Project (x2)
  • Possibly another Ziltoid album by Devin Townsend.
  • PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FAITH NO MORE.

– JR

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