Anyone that’s deep in the metal scene knows of Devin Townsend and his crazy shenanigans. Anyone who makes a rock-opera about an all knowing alien captain battling with Earth over a cup of coffee that didn’t live up to his standards has to have a certain level of eccentricism and a brilliant sense of humor. And this is evident in the Devin Townsend Project‘s tour updates from the road with Between the Buried and Me, Cynic, and Scale The Summit.

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This video had me laughing till I cried with brilliant musings such as:

“And we are pooping in rest stops beside 400 pound truckers that smell like a combination of hot puke and hot… balls.”

“Saw a bunch of pictures of myself yesterday and my teeth looked like I could eat a peice of corn through a picket fence. “

“I haven’t masturbated in a week. Wait… that’s a lie.”

“Paul from Between the Buried and Me just hit me in the head with a snowball. But that’s okay cause I wiped my dick tip on their bus door handle.”

Oh dear sweet jesus I need to stop listening to this because the fellow patrons at the campus library are starting to get annoyed at my failed attempt to stifle my laughter. I can’t wait for another video of Devin’s ramblings. He should do stand up, man.

– JR

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