Helveticore: Prog Metal March Edition

Consensus around here is that it is prog metal March. I checked the calendar and it is indeed March, so I’ve decided to weigh in by compiling a list of the biggest cliches in prog album art design. Intensive research went into polling the 900 songs in my iTunes library…

Kvelertak Up Shit Creek Without A Visa

Yep, or passports. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah shit. Our favourite Norwegian hellraisers, who were due to join Weedeater’s Jason the Dragon (ai see wut u did thar!) tour with Zoroaster tonight, had their passports and U.S. visas stolen RIGHT ON THE WAY TO THE FREAKING AIRPORT. If that ain’t the shittiest luck. This…