
Apologies for the flippant headline! No offense at all if you’re super stoked to see this tour, but save for Volumes (who really should be higher on the bill), there’s not much at all here I could get behind. Sorry! But I figure a few of you fine folks may still be interested, so here are the dates for this year’s not quite Thrash & Burn romp:
11/10- San Diego, CA @ Soma (no FTFD)
11/11- Sacramento, CA @ Ace of Spades
11/12- Salt Lake City, UT @ TBA
11/13- Denver, CO @ Summit Music Hall
11/15- St Paul, MN @ Station 4
11/16- Joliet, IL @ Mojoes
11/17- Indianapolis, IN @ Emerson Theatre
11/18- Detroit, MI @ Harpos
11/19- Dayton, OH @ The Attic
11/20- Louisville, KY @ TBA
11/21- Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
11/22- St Petersburg, FL @ The State Theatre
11/23- Ft. Lauderdale, FL @ TBA
11/25- Richmond, VA @ Kingdom
11/26- Allentown, PA @ Crocodile Rock
11/27- Baltimore, MD @ Sonar
11/28- New York, NY @ Gramercy Theatre
11/29- Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
11/30- Portland, ME @ TBA
12/01- Clifton Park, NY @ Northern Lights w/ HATEBREED (WOP, CG, ABRB only)
12/02- Montreal, QC @ Tulipe
12/03- Toronto, ON @ Opera House
12/04- Cleveland, OH @ Peabody’s
12/05- Pittsburgh, PA @ Altar Bar
12/07- St. Louis, MO @ TBA
12/08- Tulsa, OK @ Marquee Theatre
12/09- San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit
12/10- Dallas, TX @ Unsilent Night Fest
12/11- Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live
12/12- Corpus Christi, TX @ House of Rock
12/13- Austin, TX @ Emo’s East
12/14- El Paso, TX @ Tricky Falls
If you’re a regular reader, then you’re probably like me and find hardcore dancing to be hilariously awful. With a lineup like this, it’s almost a guarantee. Try to count how many scenebro mullets you can find and get back to me. I know if last year’s Summer Slaughter had a bunch of them in wife beaters and v-necks, it’s obvious this tour will have them in spades.
- JR





Ugh, I hate this whole retailer exclusive bonus DVD business. It’s either terrible content almost no one cares about (in the case of Born of Osiris’ The Discovery, it was just studio videos available on the band’s Youtube), or it’s really good and you’ll be missing out. Especially a brick and mortar store doing exclusives is really bad, because they’re pretty hard to find if you don’t live near one. Anyway, I’ve decided that it’s worth the time and effort to keep our readers aware of the content of these bonus materials so you can decide whether it’s worth the extra effort or not. This time I’ll be doing Winds of Plague‘s Against the World, and the bonus content is the Hot Topic exclusive DVD. Yes, Hot Topic, ugh. I actually had to go in the store to buy this one, and it was as awkward as ever. But are the contents worth it?















