Tag Archive: Pokemon


PokéMETUHLZ!

Our love of Pokémon around these parts is well documented. Nothing else makes us regress so far, so quickly, to a place in our childhoods where our handheld Nintendo consoles didn’t come with a stylus, cartoons were still awesome, and there were only one hundred and fifty (one) of these adorable little motherfuckers (yeah, even Psyduck!) to catch.

So it’s with great pleasure and thanks that I bring you this video, via The Number of the Blog, of some of the best Pokémon-inspired guitar work I’ve had the joy of watching. In fact, it’s TNOTB readr orbsonb who provided us, all weedly guitars and grim faces, with this medley inspired by the music of the original Pokémon games.

Enjoy that, did you? Then you can download an mp3 right here! Splendid.

Notably, Mr. onb is something of a hero, having won the Metalsucks Obsidian Conspiracy contest, and won the right to get up on stage with Nevermore and sing with them – and he did a pretty good job of it too. Check out the various revelant footage here.

Ahh, excellent start to the day wouldn’t you say?

- CG

…then you are a fool. But I know you guys. You’re all awesome and know your shit. You’ve all read Jimmy’s article.

But for you, the lone douchebag with the flippy hair and the ball-crushingly tight jeans who has stumbled across our mighty fortress of awesome seeking the adulation of such ill-nurtured heathens as Attack Attack! and We Butter the Bread with Butter; man thyself up and behold how the world should be; filled with 10 year-old children wielding dangerous wild animals with god-like powers.

You wouldn’t last a fucking day…

My favourites after the jump.

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Everyone knows Pokemon are for little kids and huge fucking nerds.

OR ARE THEY?!

Let me break this down for you.

  • Children leave their homes unsupervised and travel across the country to tame wild beasts
  • Animal violence and cruelty
  • Being the very best (like no one ever was)
  • Dragons
  • Magic
  • Fucking magnets

This has the making for the best power metal concept album ever, and power metal is in dire need for a kick in the pants. In fact, Powerglove made the connection before I had the opportunity to drop some wisdom on you folk.

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Pokemon Is Metal

Don’t like Pokemon? Then you don’t know SHIT about metal. This stuff makes me nostalgia to the power of 10. Remember trying to beat Brock with Charmander? Poor fucker was incapable of taking him on 1v1 so you had to overlevel or go catch a Mankey or some shit. Remember trying to beat Misty with your Charmeleon?  Because you couldn’t. Misty had Water Pokemon and your red little bastard couldn’t deal with it. But if you listen to this song, you can. Trust me. This Pokemon metal remix will get you pumped and ready to beat the whole game with just Charmander. Final destination.

Too bad I hate Red and Blue compared to the newer games.

If you liked the song, the guy has put up a download link for it here.

-MK

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