Two of the most despised forces in metal are teaming up to rape tour North America. I could do a long, drawn out post about what it is and how bad it is, but I’ll just let the following image do most of the talking.

The only thing that’s missing from this tour is Oceano. I hear they were originally going to be booked, but sanctions against them from the UN kind of stopped that ball before it started rolling.

If you need to know the dates so you know if you need to ‘HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, CUZ DEY BE RAPIN ERRBODY UP IN HURR’, check em after the jump.

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