Party metal is what it means.
Exams are done and the holidays are all upons. I am relieved and I feel like letting go, so let’s celebrate!
First is the obvious. The purveyor of party himself, Mr. Andrew WK.
Party metal is what it means.
Exams are done and the holidays are all upons. I am relieved and I feel like letting go, so let’s celebrate!
First is the obvious. The purveyor of party himself, Mr. Andrew WK.
I’ll just let this speak for itself. If you need me to tell you why this is great, then get the fuck out of my office.
- JR
Rumors have been spreading like wildfire over the last few years that claim Andrew WK is actually a hired actor under some sort of corporate agenda to create the perfect underground artist or what have you. Recently, AWK fired back at these rumors on his website and recorded a video [above].
“Since 2001, I have been accused of being part of a conspiracy in which I knowingly entered into a contract with creative directors called Steev Mike, who proceeded to invent a new identity for me to perform under. I’m here to say this is simply not true and a gross exaggeration of easily explainable and common-place music industry practices. Of course I work with people who choose not to include their whole names or real names in the credits, or who aren’t on stage with me during my shows – but taking advice and guidance from other people doesn’t mean I’m a victim of mind-control.
We’re working in a business where there are different ends and different means. No one controlled Frank Sinatra or told him how to sing. No secret group of managers has been telling someone like Jay-Z what to do or how to look. And no one tells me what to do, except me and the people who believe in me. I am a real person who thinks for himself and am not the victim of anyone or group of people trying to influence my career or life. I take responsibility for everything in my life, including who I work for and what happens to me because of it. Just because a person has mentors or advisers doesn’t mean they don’t have their own brain and soul. And just because I work with other people who advise me doesn’t mean that I am a puppet for an evil cult or a have some sort of master plan. I make party music – plain and simple.”
These lies have unfortunately been with me since my career started – critics were saying I had to be a fake puppet for the record industry because I appeared over night. These simple untrue allegations have grown over the years to the point now where I have to defend myself. I have done many interviews and talks where I have explained the nature of how I got into music, and I admitted that I did work with people. But people have still taken what I said and tried to call me a liar and a fake.”
Andrew is even holding a Town Hall style Q&A meeting to answer fan questions.
“Due to an overwhelming amount of questions regarding his career, his past, and his future, Santos Party House co-owner, Andrew W.K., has decided to offer himself to the people of New York City, for an evening of totally open inquiry. This is a chance to ask Andrew anything, and he’ll certainly do his best to answer everything. Have your questions in mind and come on down! This is a one-night-only event sure to get the PARTY going HARD!”
While I honestly doubt this will put an end to the rumors, it’s about time these accusations were addressed up front. I for one hope that these rumors are just exaggeration. I sincerely enjoy Andrew WK’s music and I admire his whole persona, super positive and motivational. To me, it would be like finding out that Santa isn’t real. I would be seriously bummed out.
Andrew finishes his official statement by saying:
“I have always admitted that I worked with people and I have confessed that time and time again, even if the critics twisted what I said. I did this hoping it would quiet people up and put an end to all the speculation and exaggeration. I was never an actor and the partnerships I made with friends, family, and the companies I’ve worked with have all been to promote entertainment, excitement, and fun – to give people something fun to focus on and to occupy our thoughts, instead of a bunch of fear or negativity.
I will always keep my focus where it matters most:
1) On being grateful for the incredible people who believe in the feeling I work to create
2) And on that magical feeling itself: BEING ALIVE!
Long live music and long live life. PARTY HARD!”
- Andrew W.K.
So that takes care of that, at least I hope.
- JR
So if you’re like me and wondering what the hell that was all about, former Megadeth guitarist Marty Friedman would like to explain:
The song is called “Kiba”, which means “fang.” It came about when I was offered the opportunity to write the song that you will hear if you win the highest award on the most anticipated new Pachinko machine in Japan, “Souten no Ken”. In Japan this is likely the avenue which exposes music to the greatest number of people as this game will be displayed in every Pachinko center in the entire country. Andrew really went way beyond the call of duty perfecting his Japanese pronunciation to the point where locals don’t even know that it is a foreigner singing. It is truly an amazing vocal performance.
Well, there you go.
The following bands are confirmed for the 2010 Warped Tour:
Ace Enders
After Midnight Project
AM Taxi
Anarbor
Alesana
Andrew WK
Artist Vs. Poet
Attack Attack!
Breathe Carolina
Breathe Electric
Closure In Moscow
Confide
Dillinger Escape Plan
Emarosa
Emmure
Eyes Set To Kill
Fake Problems
Far From Finished
Fight Fair
Hey Monday
In Fear and Faith
Mayday Parade
NeverShoutNever
Of Mice and Men
Parkway Drive
Pierce The Veil
Rev Peyton’s Big Damn Band
Riverboat Gamblers
Set Your Goals
Suicide Silence
Sum 41
The Cab
The Casualties
The Rocket Summer
The Summer Set
VersaEmerge
We Are The In Crowd
Whitechapel
You Me at Six
And the following bands are the ONLY bands worth giving two shits about:
Andrew WK
Dillinger Escape Plan
Jesus Christ, what a weak tour. For the life of me, I’ll never understand why Dillinger Escape Plan keep showing up on this tour, but they do. Andrew WK is fun times for everyone though, although at the Warped Tour, I’d imagine the crowd would only be watching ironically. Those assholes.
So if Warped comes to your town next year, go only for Dillinger and stick around for Andrew WK. Everything else is autotune, tight jeans, and breakdowns.
- JR