Category: Unmetal



We now interrupt your previously scheduled METAL for some mindless bullshit! Please bear with us.

It’s pretty hard to describe the amount of fucked up that goes into the process of picking a Grammy nominee, let alone a winner, but it’s clear that the group of people involved in those decisions are never all that concerned with which artists have put out the best releases. Normally I wouldn’t pay attention to things like this, but this year I was actually invested in quite a few “mainstream” releases; judge me all you want, but I love me some Lady Gaga and Kanye West.

With that said I can’t help but feel that the Grammys have missed the mark once again with their announced 2012 nominees. Maybe it shouldn’t matter to me, but it just feels wrong to leave an album like Kanye West’s My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy out of the Best Album nomination slot. It was easily one of the most eclectic and widely acclaimed hip-hop albums of last year, and having him on the list just seems like it would pull the publicity and attention that these sort of Entertainment Galas thrive on. Now I get that Kanye has caused problems in the past, but depriving one of the few eligible and truly talented men (despite what you think of his personality and presence, he is definitely talented) out of an honor like this just seems to cheapen the award ceremony even more than it has been known for in the past.

I know Mr. West isn’t the only great artist from the mainstream that was left off of this list; bands like Bon Iver, The Antlers, and Florence and the Machine were also left off the list in place of truly mediocre and terrible acts like Bruno Mars, Adele, and Rihanna — a woman with a great voice but some truly awful music to accompany it. Sigh. My only hope is that Foo Fighters or Lady Gaga get the prize for Best Album, but I won’t be holding my breath.

Anyways, here’s the full list of 2012 Grammy nominees. Feel free to peruse the list and grimace at the choices. A few good Metal bands have been nominated for best Hard Rock/Metal act. So I guess you can get excited about that. /End Rant

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This was possibly the lowest number of goals this week that we’ve had in Bladder Basher, and it has been a low scoring week to reflect this. I don’t think anyone score more than three or four, and many scored none. Bad news bears guys!

Head-To-Head

Gameweek 9

Nicklas Bent? Naah.. 39 - 40 The Monolith FC
Dillinger 34 - 44 Human Abstract XI
WBF Flames FC 53 - 29 Hell Yeah
Langland Utd 21 - 55 Vanpersieandfriends
Kirellah 26 - 33 The Wankahoozanes
WE HATE LEEDS 47 - 33 Orsaeth United
Average 36 - 35 Triangle united

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Going to be a quick one this week because I have Batman to play. Dealwithit.jpg

Head-To-Head

Gameweek 8

The Monolith FC 34 - 20 Kirellah
WE HATE LEEDS 63 - 53 Langland Utd
Orsaeth United 34 - 21 WBF Flames FC
The Wankahoozanes 29 - 24 Dillinger
Vanpersieandfriends 69 - 34 Average
Hell Yeah 35 - 27 Nicklas Bent? Naah..
Human Abstract XI 63 - 43 Triangle united

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Although not strictly speaking ‘heavy’ any more at this point, Trophy Scars hold soemthing of a special place in my heart. Their older post-hardcore stylings have been replaced with some distinctly Tom Waits-esque warbling blues, and we haven’t done an unmetal recommendation in a while. Long story short: perfect opportunity, as the band have just released the following video:

Messengers” is taken from this year’s self-released EP Never Born, Never Dead, which is a tasty bit of kit. Frontman Jerry Jones is one of my favourite ‘alternative’ singers (shrewd observers will have spotted him performing a guest spot on Intensus‘s self-titled record which Jimmy reviewed earlier this year); he fits this new style perfectly, and they have a habit of telling some sort of story along the way.

If you’re of a mind, take a listen to a few tracks from their seminal Hospital Music for the Aesthetics of Language EP – which I still play with some regularity – after the jump.

- CG

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Bladder Basher Gameweek VII:

So, I fucked up again and this is three days late – but we’re okay because it’s the international break; cause for both celebration and boos! Qualification for Euro 2012 is all but over, and England are through despite going down to 10 men in their last game, meaning that once again all of England who don’t normally watch football will be foaming at the mouth next summer (I was one of these last year for the World Cup but whatever).

Head-To-Head

Gameweek 7

Triangle united 55 - 60 The Monolith FC
Dillinger 56 - 29 Vanpersieandfriends
WBF Flames FC 36 - 43 The Wankahoozanes
Langland Utd 37 - 21 Orsaeth United
Kirellah 42 - 35 WE HATE LEEDS
Nicklas Bent? Naah.. 41 - 27 Human Abstract XI
Average 44 - 50 Hell Yeah

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This might be the last time I mention Wayne Rooney for a little while, and certainly there will be no scores gained from the league’s top goalscorer so far, as he was out this week with a hamstring injury and may not return for a while. Shock horror, everyone rename your captain!

Head-To-Head

Gameweek 6

The Monolith FC 60 - 28 Langland Utd
Kirellah 29 - 55 WBF Flames FC
WE HATE LEEDS 51 - 20 Dillinger
Orsaeth United 39 - 45 Average
The Wankahoozanes 46 - 26 Nicklas Bent? Naah..
Vanpersieandfriends 67 - 63 Triangle united
Hell Yeah 38 - 28 Human Abstract XI

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Quite. We don’t usually post at the weekend as you know, but I got so caught up in actual music news yesterday that I completely forgot to do this, so here we are, but one day late!

It was a very low-scoring week, with everyone’s top picks performing below par. Wayne Rooney, star of previous weeks, and despite scoring, missed a penalty by falling flat on his arse. Whoops. Some big upsets, with Arsenal getting utterly dicked by Blackburn, Fernando Torres finally scoring and subsequently missing an open goal, and previously unbeaten Stoke dying a death at the hands of Sunderland. Without further ado, on with the report!

Head-To-Head

 

Gameweek 5 Human Abstract XI 43 - 26 The Monolith FC
Gameweek 5 Dillinger 15 - 22 Orsaeth United
Gameweek 5 WBF Flames FC 65 - 31 WE HATE LEEDS
Gameweek 5 Langland Utd 33 - 34 Kirellah
Gameweek 5 Triangle united 30 - 27 Hell Yeah
Gameweek 5 Nicklas Bent? Naah.. 40 - 25 Vanpersieandfriends
Gameweek 5 Average 40 - 36 The Wankahoozanes

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Holy soundtrack Batman! This has kind of crept up on me to be honest, despite my ravening hunger for the new Batman game, Arkham City, but ††† (‘Crosses’ – featuring members of Deftones and Far), The Damned Things, Serj Tankian and Coheed and Cambria amongst others have contributed to the game’s soundtrack, and previews are available over at Amazon. Tracklisting is as follows:

01. “Mercenary” – Panic! At The Disco
02. “Deranged” – Coheed and Cambria
03. “Creature” – The Duke Spirit
04. “Shadow On The Run” – Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
05. “Afterdark” – Blaqk Audio
06. “Oh, Stranger” – The Raveonettes
07. “The Years” - †††
08. “Trophy Widow” – The Damned Things
09. “Drown In You” – Daughtry
10. “Losing You” – The Boxer Rebellion
11. “Total Paranoia” – Serj Tankian

A mixed bag for sure – some of the choices are enough to send the sanest of Gotham’s citizens to Arkham Asylum – but some might just be your cup of poisoned tea.

After the jump we have one of the tracks in full, and some insight into its creation.

- CG

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Rooney once again paid dividends this week – that new hair implant must be doing something for his form! Manchester in general were once again to be feared, with both United and City thrashing their opponents once again. Newcastle kept up their unbeaten run (great, but…how?!) and Stoke upset Liverpool, which was hilarious. Not that we care about the actual results – to the leagues that count!

Head-To-Head

The Monolith FC 67 - 51 WBF Flames FC
Langland Utd 59 - 29 Dillinger
Kirellah 14 - 57 Average
WE HATE LEEDS 23 - 67 Nicklas Bent? Naah..
Orsaeth United 37 - 56 Triangle united
The Wankahoozanes 54 - 66 Human Abstract XI
Vanpersieandfriends 47 - 42 Hell Yeah

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At the end of an exciting gameweek we’ve seen quite a few changes; a few dark horses shooting right up the rankings and some kings deposed. As the title suggests, it was a good day to have Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney as your captain – scoring double on a huge 22 points. In fact, it was a good week to play several players from either Manchester team, but we’ll get on to that. First up:

Head-To-Head

Gameweek 3 Dillinger 79 - 42 Kirellah
Gameweek 3 WBF Flames FC 42 - 50 Langland Utd
Gameweek 3 Hell Yeah 74 - 50 The Monolith FC
Gameweek 3 Human Abstract XI 83 - 32 Vanpersieandfriends
Gameweek 3 Triangle united 38 - 22 The Wankahoozanes
Gameweek 3 StrictlyComeGyancing 75 - 72 Orsaeth United
Gameweek 3 Average 57 - 22 WE HATE LEEDS

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