Emmure Have Affirmed My Belief That They’re Pretty Much The Worst

Filed Under: RAGE, Video by Alkahest

Feb.06, 2012

The fact that Emmure exists and gathered a considerable amount of popularity just blows my mind. I honestly can’t understand how anyone could enjoy such vapid lyrics and uninspired music. I know I’m speaking to the choir here, so I’m not going to waste too much time explaining why this is terrible; I’ll just let the lyrics speak for themselves:

“I wanna watch you suck his dick. I know you fucking love it, bitch.”

This is music for the worst kind of people, by the worst kind of people.

- JR

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TRON

This is music journalism at its finest… shit talking… now that’ll show ‘em.

http://www.facebook.com/Trilogique Ian Odom

Emmure fan detected.

DO YOU WANA WATCH HER SUCK HIS DICK BRO
Thall

Not shit talking. Reporting the bad music so you don’t have to listen to it. U MAD BRO?!

Miche

I was living in a world where I didn’t know this existed. Now I kinda hate you for destroying that world.
Anonymous

Everyone just needs to listen to this instead.

http://www.facebook.com/GrapeFace Thomas Andersen

that bassist is damn good
rodger klotz

this band is incredible

Anonymous

They’re fucking rad, although this is the only cover they’ve done that I know the original so the rest don’t really perk my interest.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001121145143 Gunnar Ratliff

Dirty Loops is the fucking tits.

http://www.facebook.com/jamie.ervay Jamie Ervay

How about instead of giving Emmure another review of their garbage music you instead review Led By The Blind’s new album?

Anonymous

Shameless self-promotion.

I like it.

Disinformasiya

Ballsy. Unapologetic. Might just.

pringlebells

Agreed…However there are always going to be lowlife people, or people that haven’t matured yet, and that’s why there’s an audience. But hey, we can dream.
http://www.angrymetalguy.com Angry Metal Guy

Wow. That was fucking horrible.
http://thatdevilmusic.net Rob Liz

The comments are cracking me up. The people defending this are basically saying “We know it’s simple and retarded but it’s hardcore bro and we like it and you’re just haters…….bro”
Erus

I’m just sad that both this waste of air and the even worse Dr. Acula are going to be a Jamboree this year -_- haha guess whose going to be going out for two long smoke breaks xD!!!!
Brumas

Their first LPI is actually a fun listen, everything since then has been shit.

Fuck this band

Brumas

LP*

Alex Everingham

Emmure just a terrible version of The Acacia Strain.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Mess/513296648 Jake Mess

they suck, who gives a fuck. why waste time on it?
Alex Prentice

Though I hate Emmure as much as the next guy, wasting a post on them was a tad unnecessary.

Anonymous

Well, I wouldn’t exactly say we have some maximum post quota so I don’t think “unnecessary” is fair. Any important news will generally find its way onto the site. And most of the time we only write about really bad bands when there isn’t much news that day (of importance that is). Or we just feel like letting out some steam.

Although I think even bad PR is good PR.