The Warped Tour (still) Fucking Sucks

The following bands are confirmed for the 2010 Warped Tour:

Ace Enders
After Midnight Project
AM Taxi
Anarbor
Alesana
Andrew WK
Artist Vs. Poet
Attack Attack!
Breathe Carolina
Breathe Electric
Closure In Moscow
Confide
Dillinger Escape Plan
Emarosa
Emmure
Eyes Set To Kill
Fake Problems
Far From Finished
Fight Fair
Hey Monday
In Fear and Faith
Mayday Parade
NeverShoutNever
Of Mice and Men
Parkway Drive
Pierce The Veil
Rev Peyton’s Big Damn Band
Riverboat Gamblers
Set Your Goals
Suicide Silence
Sum 41
The Cab
The Casualties
The Rocket Summer
The Summer Set
VersaEmerge
We Are The In Crowd
Whitechapel
You Me at Six

And the following bands are the ONLY bands worth giving two shits about:

Andrew WK
Dillinger Escape Plan

Jesus Christ, what a weak tour. For the life of me, I’ll never understand why Dillinger Escape Plan keep showing up on this tour, but they do. Andrew WK is fun times for everyone though, although at the Warped Tour, I’d imagine the crowd would only be watching ironically. Those assholes.

So if Warped comes to your town next year, go only for Dillinger and stick around for Andrew WK. Everything else is autotune, tight jeans, and breakdowns.

– JR

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